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I am Jesus is a new game released by suicidal-entertainment.com
From the developers website it says

"I am Jesus is a free socialcritic action game about jesus and the 12 disciples.I am Jesus is also the first game which will wash away your real life sins."

The game never washed away my sins but it was bloody good fun! Throw spears at your disciples who are on the other side of a rock called "God's Cock"! Yep, you heard me right and here's a picture of God's cock, incase you were wondering.

We definately need more games like this!
Also, check out the Trailer and the How to Play Video

Labels: action, games, gods cock, i am jesus, jesus

Obviously I'm going straight to hell for posting this one but it's such a great idea. Bible Fight is like Street Fighter but you get the chance to play as characters like Noah, Mary, Satan and even Jesus himself. The locations are cool aswell, with fights taking place on Noah's Ark, Heaven and even the Garden of Eden.

Each character has a number of special moves (click the small "C" in the bottom right of the screen to bring them up) which they can execute. Noah can call his animals to stampede, Eve whips you with a snake (kinky!) and Jesus can give you a battering with his cross.

Fantastic stuff - Play it Online Now

Labels: bible fight, jesus, online game, street fighter